I liked one of the letters:

They should be welcomed at £20 a pop as kilts have been way overpriced for ages. It's become awfy fashionable in the last 10 or 20 years to wear kilts at weddings, stag nights, plain old nights out and parties. It wasn't always this way I'm sure.
And ... bagpipes all over the place, aggressive beggars.
The best way to play the pipes is wi a pen-knife.

And that is from a Scotsman?

MrBill