Well at the moment as I am living breathing and dreaming the Address to the Haggis in preparation for a week Saturday that must be my current favourite!

But there is so much good stuff besides. Besides picking unusual subjects such as mice and lice he was a keen and satirical observer of his day and one of my real faves is his "Address the the Unco Guid" and their rigid self-righteousness.

O ye wha are sae guid yoursel',
Sae pious and sae holy,
Ye've nought to do but mark and tell
Your neibours' fauts and folly!