Ummm, a kilt is a type of skirt. You can just agree. "Yes it is."

Silence works, with or without an eyelocking glare.

And, if appropriate, education.

I'm a firm believer that these questions will moderate the longer you wear your kilts and the more assured/normal/at ease you seem to other's kilted.

It'll get to the point where you'll be so self-assured people will begin to ask if you're from Scotland.

As for the homophobe deal just tell them, "Hey my balls already made parole, there's no way I'm sending them back to prison."

Enjoy the freedom. Kilt up often and the questions will dwindle.

Ron