I don't think I've told this story yet...but over the Christmas holidays, our little community south of Savannah had it's annual "covered dish" dinner. I wore my Black Watch SWK with a red shirt, keeping the holiday colors in mind. About 10 minutes after I arrived, an elderly (to me) woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to ask you a question."

I thought to myself, no...she's not going to ask "the question" at a holdiay gathering in front of lots of people, including my family.

She continued, "do you REALLY eat haggis?"

Quite relieved, I answered honestly, "I have it on good authority that many people do!"