Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian View Post
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up!

Seriously, I suppose that your wife was asking if the ribbons had any kind of symbolic meaning and there's been a lot of discussion about that here before. There's some business about whether the ribbons are tied or hanging loose having to do with being married or single. Guess which is which?

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But I wear black suspenders ?