Ha! Vindication at last!

My wife (maiden name of Kennedy) has always said I was less Scottish because her name is Celtic and mines not (despite having both Clark and Ross for direct ancestors). My toes tell a different story. When we were kids, my sisters said we all had "finger toes" because the middle digits are long compared to the big toes and that makes the big toes like thumbs next to the long middle and third toes. Picking up stuff with your toes? I thought everyone did that. Maybe it's just all Celts!