These could all - with a little charity, be put under 'gosh I want to talk to them, whatever can I say that might be engaging?'

If you want to have heard some really truly awfully naff one liners you should try having been a female folk singer in the 70's - when 80 percent of the young male audience claimed to be able to put me in contact with a record producer. The involvement in the record industry increased with the age of the hopeful.

Its quite funny really - if you look at it the right way.