Kilt T-shirt sayings

[Jack Daw]

I'd like to see this on a T-shirt:

The kilted
Are not jilted
Like bifurcants
in their pants

[Barry]

I also am not one for being a walking advert or whatever, but I offer this for those who do:
"The kilt - the best thing tae do wi' a sheep"

or if you are looking for some kudos:
"I know Hamish Bicknell"

[MacDanar]

Here's one for my friend John (who's a Campbell)... anytime anyone asked him something he didn't want to directly answer, he would say,

"Well, that would be telling."