Quote Originally Posted by Improv1 View Post
Did someone say "BUMP"?
Dick, SOKS Rule #1 clearly states:

1.1 "That no other "Kilt Society" (i.e. Nor-Cal Rabble, DEKS, SEKS etc) shall find out the truth of what really happens at a SOKS event upon penalty of suspension and/or/ including expulsion from SOKS"

1.2 "That no other member of the Internet forum known as 'X Marks The Scot' will ever find out the truth of just how many kilt checks SOKS member 'ccga3359', a.k.a. 'Grant', a.k.a. 'The Kilt Check King' actually gets in one evening of debauchery for fear of rioting in various locales globally situated"

1.3 "It is to be noted that SOKS member 'McMurdo', a.k.a. 'Glen', a.k.a. 'Mr. Big Bum' has a really, really big bum"

You are well advised to reread the rules as written.