Lifting a Kilt

[McFarkus]

Good plan. The only time I've seen my wife get rowdy (as if violence might ensue) was when she and I were out with Southern Scot recently and a drunk woman kept trying to life my kilt while I was singing.

SouthernScot was looking for a place to hide!

I noticed at the Great S.E.K.S. kilt night in Atlanta a week and a half ago that SouthernScot retreated to the bar when the drunken birthday girls were working up to doing a kilt check on Turpin.