Commercial Break


The living room of a small home


We see a man pacing back and forth across the room. He has a worried look on his face.

A woman walks into the room and addresses him. “What’s wrong honey?”

“We’ve got that Scottish benefit later this week and we forgot to order the kilt. It will never get here in time.”

“Oh honey, I’m so sorry. Now you’ll have to wear your trousers.”

A kilted man steps into the scene and addresses the audience. “Has this ever happened to you? Well, it used to happen to me too. But then I discovered the Sciuropterus Delivery Service.”

The scene changes to the inside of a delivery service. We see many flying squirrels zooming across the room while men work below moving packages.

The same man walks into the room. “Here at the Sciuropterus Delivery Service, they have men and squirrels working twenty-four hours a day to ensure your package is delivered when you need it.”

The man walks into a small room. In this room, men are placing packages into a small chamber and closing a door. Another man throws a lever on a console and a flash of light emits from the chamber. When the chamber door is opened again, the packages are gone.

The man continues. “The Sciuropterus Delivery Service has developed a patented faster-than-light teleportation system that allows them to get your packages on their way quickly, sometimes even before you have actually ordered.”

The scene changes back to the couple in their living room. The man is modeling a new kilt for his wife.

“What do you think, honey?” he asks.

“Oh, you look so manly. Isn’t it wonderful that Sciuropterus delivered it so quickly.”

“It sure is.” The man turns to face the audience. “Thanks, Sciuropterus.”

The scene changes to the Sciuropterus Logo and the narrator speaks. “Sciuropterus Delivery Service. Doing our best to get your packages to you before you order them.”