You might be an X Marker if...

[beloitpiper]

You see a plaid flannel shirt and try to guess the tartan.

THIS. Oh, and Panache, the "WWHD" was awesome! Unfortunately, I'm not as coordinated as he is!

[davedove]

I'm sure there are a lot more but these came to mind...



If you refer to your kilt as your “Tank“, “5 yarder“, or “Box pleat“, you might be an X Marker

If the following words “Tewksbury”, “Newsome”, and “Rab Gordon” conjure images of kilts and knives and not the people who make the them, you might be an X Marker

If you talk about a Freelander and don‘t mean the Range Rover, you might be an X Marker

If you see a rubber chicken and immediately think “GRANT!” , you might be an X Marker

If the image of a whisky glass and Dumfries Scotland are permanently linked in your mind, you might be an X Marker

If instead of Hector you say “When G Man was a pup”, you might be an X Marker

If you have a “knockabout kilt”, you might be an X Marker

If you spend more than 30 minutes a day actively thinking about clothing that you are and will not be wearing that day, you might be an X Marker

When dressing in the morning if you think “WWHD?” , you might be an X Marker

(If you got that last joke, rest assured, YOU ARE AN X MARKER!)

Cheers

Jamie

I fit many more of these than I don't (especially the last one), so I must be an X Marker.

You see a Picasso painting and think Panache's avatar.

It looks more like a Salvador Dali than a Picasso, surrealism as opposed to cubism. (OK, so I had an art class in college)

[McMurdo]

When dressing in the morning if you think “WWHD?” , you might be an X Marker

(If you got that last joke, rest assured, YOU ARE AN X MARKER!)

Cheers

Jamie

OK I got the last joke, and have even thought that myself on occasion. I guess I belong here.

[McClef]

Took me a short while to work out WWHD but as I managed it I guess I must qualify!

[andyfg]

Clearly I qualify! Thanks Jamie.

[way2fractious]

You see ladies in plaid skirts and are more interested in the tartan than what's inside it.

The more virulent and terminal form of the malady is when plaid or tartan is not even involved. Panache had the unfortunate experience of witnessing one of my outbreaks upon encountering a fine example of modified Kinguisse pleating style, illustrated below.



We had our pics taken several times that day at the zoo, some with permission, some without. I like to return the favor ocassionally...

w2f

[Panache]

It's the little sign on his closet door...



W W H D ?


You can never go wrong with this system!



Cheers

Jamie

[Dirk Skene]

You see ladies in plaid skirts and are more interested in the tartan than what's inside it.

Actually I have done that I have noticed that my fav watress at the downtown Flying Saucer wears a Wallace micro-mini

[Nick the DSM]

if a gal wears a skirt and you look at what pleating it is...ye might be an x marker

[Pleater]

If you have just bought 12 ft of shop quality hanging rail so you can give your kilts the space they deserve - it is probably too late....