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    Wind trouble.....again !

    An elderly kilted gentleman was waiting at the bus stop with both hands holding down his bonnet. Meanwhile the wind was lifting his kilt for all to see. A lady remarked, "shouldn't you be holding your kilt down instead sir?" He replied "what you see down there is 80 years old, I only got this new hat yesterday."

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    Love it.
    That's a great one!

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    Musta been an 11-ouncer.

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    A properly worn kilt will have no problem in the wind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkislander View Post
    An elderly kilted gentleman was waiting at the bus stop with both hands holding down his bonnet. Meanwhile the wind was lifting his kilt for all to see. A lady remarked, "shouldn't you be holding your kilt down instead sir?" He replied "what you see down there is 80 years old, I only got this new hat yesterday."
    I like those little moments in life where you can tell a joke on yourself and still be funny to everyone else.
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    Any chance he can get he flashes, and because of his age, he won't get arrested.
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    A real classic!

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    LOL

    That's funny!

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    After the wind blew my Balmoral off on St David's Day and having to chase it down the road I have complete sympathy with the gentleman!
    [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.

    Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
    (Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

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