Quote Originally Posted by Darkislander View Post
An elderly kilted gentleman was waiting at the bus stop with both hands holding down his bonnet. Meanwhile the wind was lifting his kilt for all to see. A lady remarked, "shouldn't you be holding your kilt down instead sir?" He replied "what you see down there is 80 years old, I only got this new hat yesterday."
I like those little moments in life where you can tell a joke on yourself and still be funny to everyone else.