Kilt conversation in my local dollar store

[Frank McGrath]

I was walking through our town last night on the way to the Barleyjuice concert when one of the locals hollered a positive affirmation from the porch across the street. I really only count the positives, because the negatives are from brainless morons and they don't count.

[Standard]

Got a very nice response from one of the waitresses at the restaurant we went to for our anniversary. Said she really liked my kilt, that she was Scottish and, and thought I wore it well.