Quote Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G. View Post
But shouldn't the ribbons be somewhere else besides the outside of the kilt? I'm so sorry you haven't collected any yet Grant. We'll have to work some sympathetic magic with our rubber chicken!

Be well,
Yeah, but then the chicken will be getting the kilt checks, not him.

As far as the ribbons, I see a story there someplace.