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And so another script for a future Hollywood blockbuster is born...
Quick! Call my agent! I want Mel Gibson producing, Mel Brooks directing, and Tom Hanks for the lead!

Think of the prestige! The respect! The Oscar!

Let's see, must get sex into it somehow. Wait, I see the scene at the climax right now- There's this nude woman in a bath talking to the aliens. That's great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion. There's a nude woman in a bath with a doctor--that's too sexy. Put an archbishop there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals. There's two kids admiring the lizard people, and a dog admiring the archbishop who's blessing the mastadons. Hmm… international flavor's missing … make the archbishop Greek Orthodox. Why not Archbishop Iakavos? No, no, he's dead … never mind, we'll get his brother, it'll be cheaper … So, there's this nude woman …