Quote Originally Posted by Coemgen View Post
But it's so obvious!

The aliens who built the pyramids sped up human technology to make them and resurrected the mammoths to help! But when the slaves revolted, the aliens destroyed everything, sending mankind back to the stone age, and killed the mammoths, and erased peoples memories!

They just came back in 2,500 B. C. to build the pyramids again, allowing the aliens to create images that would mind-control King Solomon when the Queen of Sheeba visited him, causing him start the freemasons. The masons were then used by the aliens take over the world as part of a cabal with the trans-dimensional lizard people who live beneath Los Angeles!

The crash at Roswel was obviously part of the master plan, because it allowed them to take over the American Government! It all makes sense now!
Quote Originally Posted by davedove View Post
I'm sorry, but you know too much. I'm afraid we have to take you to a special center. There you will have your mind altered so that everything you say, no matter how true or false it may be, will come out as insane gibberish.

Again, I apologize, but you brought this on yourself.
I will warm up the Poly-Mnemonic Anylizer at once. When the fine Men in Black knock upon your door, do not be afraid. Come quietly and you won't remember anything! We Only Want To Live In PEACEFUL Co-Existance!