As an 18th century reenactor IN A KILT...we get them all. We get the usual, Is that a real fire? Are you going to eat that food? (as we are cooking a chicken over the fire or a pot of stew?, Do you reenact at Gettysburg, etc., etc. I often get, (as I'm dressed in 77th or 42nd uniform and kilt, and holding a musket with bayonet, etc.) Do you play the bagpipes? My answer is, Do all Texans wear cowboy hats?...to which most just look quizzically....then I add.....Not all Scots play the pipes, but our piper is right over there! Or....What are you wearing? (we answer, a kilt) and then they quip....A QUILT, oh yeh, my grandmother used to sew those! We had one young gal ask about the sporran.... She said, Oohh, that's a sporgan, that's where you keep your family jewels! (no lie, and she was serious!!). We had a big laugh and told her they were UNDER the SPORRAN! I could go on and on. If we're dressed Jacobite and get: Do you play the pipes? We will almost always reply, NO, we kill the English!! We sometimes get shocked looks at that one. Malcolm