Originally Posted by
haukehaien
My absolute favorite piping question was at a summer camp one time.... I noticed a girl standing nearby with an "I-have-a-question-for-you" look on her face. When I finished the tune, she came up, put her hand on the bag, and said "I've got a question. Are those real bagpipes?"
Possible answers should the question arise again:
“Actually I’m an accordion player and this is my accordion, this is all a clever disguise as I‘m working undercover. It’s all very hush-hush, need-to-know basis sort of thing. ”
"No, they are fake, but so cleverly designed that they are completely indistinguishable from real bagpipes."
“Bagpipes? Bagpipes! The man at the shop told me this was a hurdy-gurdy!“
"No Miss, they are a hallucination and so am I. By the by, the Cheshire Cat send his regards"
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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