Is X Marks the Scot a Clan?

[The Wizard of BC]

Ancienne Alliance,

There is just such an invasion of the UK planned for 2009. Our beloved and revered Hamish has invited any and all of the rabble to meet in Storrington for a Gathering.
I know Bobbie and I are stuffing all our pocket change in a jar to afford the trip. We hope to begin in the Highlands of Scotland and visit with as many of our brethren as possible on our drive to Hamish's house where we hope to be able to be allowed a glimpse of THE KILT KOLLECTION through the window. .

[cacunn]

drive to Hamish's house where we hope to be able to be allowed a glimpse of THE KILT KOLLECTION through the window. .

I understand that Hamish has on order white cotton, gloves, surgical masks, surgical booties and hats. If they arrive in time you may be allowed in the same room as the kilts, but no touching.