A bunch of us in the USMC got pretty tore up one night and decided to get tatooed--you know one of those bulldogs with the smokey-the-bear hats. Well, we went to the neighborhood tatoo parlor, and started in. As my buddy was getting his done, I kind of sobered up and changed my mind, so I never did get a tat. He didn't think that story was as funny as I do.

But if I got one now, it would simply have:

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