Sweeping your pleats

[James MacMillan]

At least when you check your zipper while kilted you can turn it into centering your sporran.

Now just wait till the next time you drop something in your lap... do your knees go apart or together?

[Alaskan Kilted Guy]

At least when you check your zipper while kilted you can turn it into centering your sporran.

Now just wait till the next time you drop something in your lap... do your knees go apart or together?

Was it Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer who was caught that way, putting his knees together to catch something.... a thimble I believe?

[Jack Daw]

Was it Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer who was caught that way, putting his knees together to catch something.... a thimble I believe?

I was thinking the very same thing! And, it was Tom Sawyer.