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15th April 08, 06:40 PM
#11
Well, I thought this thread would have been axed before now, too, but I have to say "Between the Sheets" with a hymnal was the cause of many an uncontrolled titter in the last pew at church I-don't-know-how many times.
Ron, do you not have anything better to do than to think up these threads?
So, my "under the kilt" contribution would have to be sporran-related: "Muskrat Love..." Captain and Tennille.
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
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15th April 08, 08:09 PM
#12
cold as Ice ....
Green eyed lady....
Could it be magic....
Take a chance on me ....
under the boardwalk ....
I'm Blue ....
Take this job and shove it ....
Anything you can do I can do better ....
the ladies who lunch ....
people ...
99 red balloons ....
is that enough?
Mark Keeney
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15th April 08, 09:38 PM
#13
Well, my probably over optimistic expectation was that we could stay "clean" and above board....just have fun.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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15th April 08, 09:47 PM
#14
Give the children a big box of matches and send them out to play in the wood pile right behind the house, Ron...
Um, Tip-Toe Through the Tulips under the kilt.
It probably would have been a little bit better if you had used "in a kilt" than "under the kilt," but it's too late now.
Last edited by Bugbear; 15th April 08 at 09:55 PM.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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16th April 08, 04:39 AM
#15
And....a few more.
"Beautiful Girls...under a kilt" - Van Halen(NOT Van Hagar)
"The Beautiful People...under a kilt" - Marilyn Manson
"Life is Beautiful...under a kilt" - Sixx A.M.
"New Orleans Ladies...under a kilt" - LaRue
"Love Me Tender...under a kilt" - Elvis
"Can I Play With Madness...under a kilt" - Iron Maiden
"Whiter Shade of Pale...under a kilt" - Procal Harem
and... "I'm the Man...under a kilt" - Anthrax
stay tuned...there are more
"A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye"
-Koloth
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16th April 08, 06:51 PM
#16
through the fire and the flames ... in a kilt dragon force
it was a good day .. in a kilt ... ice cube
light my fire... under a kilt ... that sounds dangerous
heres one for husbands with angry wives ..."do you really want to hurt me under the kilt" culture club
one night in bangkok in a kilt... murray head
once twice three times a lady ... should that be in a kilt or under a kilt ??
god save the queen in a kilt ... sex pistols
beat the brat in a kilt ramones
queen annes revenge under a kilt flogging molly
the lady is a tramp under a kilt ... come on thats gotta slide its sinatra
amazing grace in a kilt dont know why but thats funny to me ... well ill be back tomorrow with more if we havent gotten sacked
Last edited by dowofbuchanan; 16th April 08 at 06:52 PM.
Reason: hard to read/spacing
Reverend Chevalier Christopher Adam Dow II KStI
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16th April 08, 07:28 PM
#17
Since it's the unofficial National Anthem, my contribution is..............FLOWER OF SCOTLAND... UNDER THE KILT.
Brian
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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16th April 08, 09:08 PM
#18
Simon and Garfunkel's: "The Boxer-Under the Kilt."
Lie La Lie...
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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16th April 08, 09:27 PM
#19
In my youth the game was replacing the second line of any song or poem with "Ta-whang! Ta-whang!" for rhythmic emphasis. Even the Principal thought this pointless until the day he was carelessly allowed to hear the first line "Oh what does a Scotsman have under his kilt?" Ah, adolescence!
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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16th April 08, 10:11 PM
#20
Charlie Parker's: "My Little Suede Shoes-Under the Kilt"
It's the Bird!
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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