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    Well, I thought this thread would have been axed before now, too, but I have to say "Between the Sheets" with a hymnal was the cause of many an uncontrolled titter in the last pew at church I-don't-know-how many times.

    Ron, do you not have anything better to do than to think up these threads?

    So, my "under the kilt" contribution would have to be sporran-related: "Muskrat Love..." Captain and Tennille.
    At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.

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    cold as Ice ....
    Green eyed lady....
    Could it be magic....
    Take a chance on me ....
    under the boardwalk ....
    I'm Blue ....
    Take this job and shove it ....
    Anything you can do I can do better ....
    the ladies who lunch ....
    people ...
    99 red balloons ....

    is that enough?
    Mark Keeney

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    Well, my probably over optimistic expectation was that we could stay "clean" and above board....just have fun.

    Ron
    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    Give the children a big box of matches and send them out to play in the wood pile right behind the house, Ron...
    Um, Tip-Toe Through the Tulips under the kilt.
    It probably would have been a little bit better if you had used "in a kilt" than "under the kilt," but it's too late now.
    Last edited by Bugbear; 15th April 08 at 09:55 PM.
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    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

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    And....a few more.

    "Beautiful Girls...under a kilt" - Van Halen(NOT Van Hagar)

    "The Beautiful People...under a kilt" - Marilyn Manson

    "Life is Beautiful...under a kilt" - Sixx A.M.

    "New Orleans Ladies...under a kilt" - LaRue

    "Love Me Tender...under a kilt" - Elvis

    "Can I Play With Madness...under a kilt" - Iron Maiden

    "Whiter Shade of Pale...under a kilt" - Procal Harem

    and... "I'm the Man...under a kilt" - Anthrax

    stay tuned...there are more
    "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye"
    -Koloth

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    through the fire and the flames ... in a kilt dragon force

    it was a good day .. in a kilt ... ice cube

    light my fire... under a kilt ... that sounds dangerous

    heres one for husbands with angry wives ..."do you really want to hurt me under the kilt" culture club

    one night in bangkok in a kilt... murray head

    once twice three times a lady ... should that be in a kilt or under a kilt ??

    god save the queen in a kilt ... sex pistols

    beat the brat in a kilt ramones

    queen annes revenge under a kilt flogging molly

    the lady is a tramp under a kilt ... come on thats gotta slide its sinatra

    amazing grace in a kilt dont know why but thats funny to me ... well ill be back tomorrow with more if we havent gotten sacked
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    Reverend Chevalier Christopher Adam Dow II KStI

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    Since it's the unofficial National Anthem, my contribution is..............FLOWER OF SCOTLAND... UNDER THE KILT.



    Brian

    In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

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    Simon and Garfunkel's: "The Boxer-Under the Kilt."
    Lie La Lie...
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    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

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    In my youth the game was replacing the second line of any song or poem with "Ta-whang! Ta-whang!" for rhythmic emphasis. Even the Principal thought this pointless until the day he was carelessly allowed to hear the first line "Oh what does a Scotsman have under his kilt?" Ah, adolescence!

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    Charlie Parker's: "My Little Suede Shoes-Under the Kilt"
    It's the Bird!
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    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

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