In my youth the game was replacing the second line of any song or poem with "Ta-whang! Ta-whang!" for rhythmic emphasis. Even the Principal thought this pointless until the day he was carelessly allowed to hear the first line "Oh what does a Scotsman have under his kilt?" Ah, adolescence!
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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