Missions of the Retrieval Team - Kilts in a Cage

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

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...I noticed Jaime and Bradley were enjoying a wee dram together, so I walked up to join them.

“Gentlemen, do you mind if I join you?” I asked.

...
“After we’re done with this drink, we have to head up to the Lido deck to join our wives,” answered Jaime.

“Yeah,” said Bradley, with a laugh, “we can’t stay away too long or we might actually enjoy ourselves too much.”

Jaime and I both laughed at this, in the way that men around the world would.

....

Who is this Jaime you keep speaking of? Some Red Hot Latin Lover of mine?! It obviously isn't my husband Jamie, he whose every waking moment is spent just dreaming of the time he gets to spend with me. Or perhaps he has a different wife besides this one?











Be well,

[davedove]

It obviously isn't my husband Jamie, he whose every waking moment is spent just dreaming of the time he gets to spend with me.

Fear not, dear lady. This is only a work of fiction. Though we may try to deny, it is a fact that all men dread the time that is spent away from our significant others, and anxiously await the time when we are reunited with our loved ones.

Whew, do you think she bought it guys. What? What do you mean the recorder is still on!! Uh...uh..now back to our story.

[Jock Scot]

Fear not, dear lady. This is only a work of fiction. Though we may try to deny, it is a fact that all men dread the time that is spent away from our significant others, and anxiously await the time when we are reunited with our loved ones.

Whew, do you think she bought it guys. What? What do you mean the recorder is still on!! Uh...uh..now back to our story.

No!Not a hope, my dear chap.The best advice I can give you is:"when in a hole, stop digging!"

[Panache]

Folks,

These "movies" that davedove writes are cinematic blockbusters that exist for the enjoyment of the characters within the literary universe created by me in a few Victorian serials. So they are a fiction within a fiction (why else could Mike1 be glamorized so?) Nothing to worry about.

Though if these fictional movies exist with the a fictional literary universe within the constructs of an electronic online forum, then why is Grant the only one who seems unchanged. He is the one constant, a derranged constant, a blond mane and pert buttock obsessed constant, but a constant nonetheless.

Hmmmmm....perhaps Pleater was on to something with her All the Myriad Ways approach...



Cheers

Jamie

[Pleater]

The philosophy surrounding the anomalies at MHICE doesn't quite mesh with the quantum discoherence of ATMW, as it throws in value judgments, and a mechanism by which the multiverse becomes not only more coherent but in small ways better than it was.

In this way the infinite number of infinite universes is resolved - it being impossible to reduce it, into the multiverse where the blade of the wind turbine does not chop the bird out of the sky, where the juggernaut misses the hedgehog, and so on.

A much better quality of multiverse with better interactivity all round. Some call these things coincidences - which is of course what they are.

Though when Grant appeared at the MHICE and began to benefit from the benign influences of the place, he must have fallen through into another version of events or faded away completely. Doubtless features of the MHICE reality can interact with other similar realities on a literary level, in which the Grant character is a constant, because better interactivity means just that.

Having created the alternative reality where Madam Director Pleater avoids the accident that damages her knee, so freeing her from difficulty walking, that variation must also be removed from a significant number of other universes, including this one I'm in at the moment. The one where I just had a trampoline delivered.

It could be proposed that somewhere bad things do not happen is going to be utterly boring, but boring is 'not a good thing' most of the time so it does not happen as often in the multiverse as in the discontinuous universes.

Hmm as I own and wear both a black kilt and a white - or at least natural cotton colour Tilley hat - this might indicate that somewhere I have a dark side. Let's hope it isn't thinking of trying to encourage Mister Dove to write faster or more frequently.

[davedove]

These "movies" that davedove writes are cinematic blockbusters that exist for the enjoyment of the characters within the literary universe created by me in a few Victorian serials. So they are a fiction within a fiction (why else could Mike1 be glamorized so?) Nothing to worry about. ...

The philosophy surrounding the anomalies at MHICE doesn't quite mesh with the quantum discoherence of ATMW, as it throws in value judgments, and a mechanism by which the multiverse becomes not only more coherent but in small ways better than it was. ...

I think my head hurts.

[Pleater]

Write more episodes soon and I'll take the pin out of the Dave Dove dolly.