Flat tire. (a little humour)

[ghostlight]

[Amoskeag]

Good hit!
I didn't see it coming either!
Bob

[Standard]

[ChattanCat]

even my wife liked it.

[Nick the DSM]

bahahahahha!

[Darkislander]

Here's another motoring one for you. An elderly scotsman and his hard of hearing wife go on a self drive of the USA. He pulls in to a service station and asks the attendant to fill the car up with petrol. We don't call it petrol here sir, we call it gas. What did he say asks the wife? They don't call it petrol here dear, they call it gas he replied. Scotsman then asks attendant to look under the bonnet. We don't call it bonnet here sir, it's a hood. What did he say she asks again. Scotsman again repeats. Attendant asks where are you folks from? Glasgow replies the scotsman. Attendant says I spent some time in Glasgow, many many years ago. I dated a woman who was very ugly but sex mad. What did he say she asks again. Husband replies - he thinks he knows you.

[Kiltman]

I read it to my wife, who also teaches philosophy and logic, we both agree it's a great example of equivocation, but neither of us thinks we can use it for classes. Well, loved it anyway.

[Coemgen]

I read it to my wife, who also teaches philosophy and logic, we both agree it's a great example of equivocation, but neither of us thinks we can use it for classes. Well, loved it anyway.

That reminds me of Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes? A very good book!

Here's the rest of the joke, by the way:

Plato and a platypus walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What's with the platypus?” Plato replies, “Well, she looked better in the cave.”

*crickets*

You know … the allegory of the cave?

*crickets*

From The Republic?

*crickets*

Yeah … umm … I'll be quite now …

[ardchoille]

Here's another motoring one for you .. he thinks he knows you.

Another keeper!