I have even a better idea.
I can't play the pipes, and am fairly clueless about music. i think that I should be able to get a set of horrid sounding pipes from one of the Gold Bros. tat shops, and put on my ear protectors while marching up and down in front of the E.U. in Brussels, blowing whatever sounds (ouch) that they might emit. Just to demonstrate how horrid their great regulations really are. Since I do not claim to be a piper and will wear same on my shirt as a disclaimer, I should not harm the ears and reputation of those who are indeed real musicians and artists of the Bagpipes.