I must be lucky.

As I say when people ask me if I am Jewish: "No, Scottish, but the jokes are pretty much the same." I married a Jew and the protestant side of my family makes them look like drunken sailors when it comes to money. Fortunately, we won't have kids.

To quote Jerry Sadowitz, "the tough thing about being a Scottish Jew is that you want to get drunk, but are too cheap to buy a drink."