Noob tricks/pranks

**cacunn** · 14th May 08, 05:16 PM

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**Standard** · 14th May 08, 05:34 PM

Chem-lite batteries and lefthanded smoke benders, not the righthanded ones since the wind is out of the west obviously.

**Amoskeag** · 15th May 08, 09:32 AM

As a kid I worked in a clam shack and the cook sent me down cellar to get some peanut oil. The shack was on pilings over the harbor. I knew that but went looking for the trap door.

Ive been sent to get wood stretchers, a bottle of steam conditioner, a ten inch metric wrench. I really like the ten yards of stern sheet and I will definitely have our new guy call DES and ask for ID10T form. (of course there is always the danger that some bureaucrat up there will actually go look for one)

I love pranks. Unfortunately some of the work we have to do in the wastewater field sound like pranks but there not!

Bob

**ardchoille** · 15th May 08, 10:42 AM

Oh, I forgot one; 50 yards of gig line. Anyone who has spent any time worrying about how their military uniform looks will appreciate this one.

**J.B. Simpson** · 15th May 08, 11:07 AM

When I was new to the USS Peleliu LHA-5 I was sent for some "Bulkhead Remover". When I returned with a backpack Oxy/Acetylene cutting torch they decided not to send me on any more "missions". We had "Sea Bats", "Coyote Diodees", and the ever popular "Bucket of Steam". At NAS Lemoore we sent a "Noob" for some "turn signal fluid", 4 hours later he returned empty handed!