Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
All I know is that it almost the cocktail hour and Ensigns Splash, BEEDEE, and Mender are taking their sweet time getting here!

Gents, time is of the essence please make haste.

Cheers

Jamie
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You have reached Ensign Splash, I am unavailable right now, as I am recovering from a year in P**NTS. Should you need to reach me, please contact the Stirling Trouser Recovery Treatment Center at 800-dam-pant.

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