To all kiltlifters; "Nya! Nya! Nya!"

It is Kiltlifter proof - as well as grope proof and bullet proof.

Seriously, admitting my age here, but regular Jeans used to always be like that when first bought. We used to go swimming & playing in them for a day at the beach to break them in.
(after, of course I walked ten miles to school in the blinding snow, with nothing to eat but a crust of bread and a mouthful of ditch water...)