Hey Birddog stay away from my quail
Hey Birddog you're on the wrong trail...
err...
Would a cow hide sporran be an option?
Here is a picture of me in my formal rig

The sporran is somewhere in the middle of the picture on me, between the two beautiful ladies. It might take a minute or two to realize there is a third person in the picture.
Seriously though
If your wife doesn't have an issue with cow leather, then this might be an option. I think that is a handsome formal sporran.
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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