Now now - Poor Livingstone has just had the far from tender ministrations of Madam Pleater visited upon him after almost bleeding to death - perhaps it could be worse, though it it is difficult to see just how - unless he gets bitten by a snake on the way out.
I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed." -- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
Now now - Poor Livingstone has just had the far from tender ministrations of Madam Pleater visited upon him after almost bleeding to death - perhaps it could be worse, though it it is difficult to see just how - unless he gets bitten by a snake on the way out.
Watch out Mr.Livingstone,you never know what happens in the fog of war,I would hate Madam Pleater to give you a shot of that pepper stuff by mistake.
OOH look Mr Dove - isn't that an anaconda, there, slithering through the long grass?
Coo its lucky it isn't up in a tree, a snake that big you could have a branch break and then the snake, branch and everything would drop on your head.
Oh look - it seems to have noticed that tree there between us and the gate and is preparing to climb it. What a silly snake it is. Those huge stinging ants are running all over it getting really angry at it shaking their tree.
I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed." -- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
Originally Posted by Jock Scot
And just as I'm getting a job offer with a 33% raise. This would not be a good way to start a new job. 
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