Does it have to be my backside?
I was thinking an edgy, no-shirt hip/angled shot, y'know? Will that do?

But seriously, I am stoked. I've heard almost nothing but good about UKs- the only bad is from people to whom they simply do not appeal. I haven't heard any beefs with the quality of the workmanship or anything like that. That and I've wanted one for years, but haven't had the money.