It tend to think on the naughty side, and sometimes get clobbered fur it.
Please don't yank the chain.
I'm am a wee bit ticklish down there, but I am always happy to rise to such an occasion.
If she was a bonnie wee lass, Something wonderful could happen to you tonight!

As they say, Silence is Golden and you probaly gave the auld woman some tale that she will enjoy telling to all of her friends!

Cheers Marshal Moroni