The kilt at work, finally

**Ugly Bear** · 4th August 08, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by Drillagent

The most disturbing reaction came from a woman I work with almost daily who commented that she felt I was a disgrace to the Army and a disgrace to the uniform.

For a standard comeback to such a statement, I recommend the following:

"Fine. NOW I'm not gonna f*ck you."

Because, y'know, that's exactly what it comes down to.

**Dixiecat** · 5th August 08, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by Ugly Bear

For a standard comeback to such a statement, I recommend the following:

"Fine. NOW I'm 'insert STUPID comment here'."

Because, y'know, that's exactly what it comes down to.

Don't you think that's a little extreme? Comments like that prove that not every man is irresistible in a kilt.

A standard "I'm sorry you think so." with a quick about face, is much more appropriate for the workplace in which the OP works. And, matches his smart attire.

To the OP, grats and you looked great.

**Ugly Bear** · 6th August 08, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dixiecat

Don't you think that's a little extreme? Comments like that prove that not every man is irresistible in a kilt.

A standard 'insert PC, wussy remark here' with 'insert spineless avoidance here', is much more appropriate for the workplace in which the OP works.

Well, you are, of course, correct. Your approach is definitely more conducive to a working environment. You sure showed me up. It must feel good being you.