Question for the forum

[Tetley]

I went to a fortnightly Tea Dance last night wearing my new TFCK black kilt which is the first time that anyone at this dance has seen me in a kilt of any description. I was dancing with one particular lady who asked me if I had any other kilts, to which I replied, "Yes, I have two Utilitkilts" at which point she gave me a really funny look. I should mention that the music being played at the time was a rock & roll number and quite loud.

So, we finished the dance and as we were going to sit down she asked "What sort of kilts do you have?" and I told her "Utilikilts". "Oh," she replied "I thought you said 'fertility kilts'"

My question is, should I have offered her a free demonstration?

[Splash_4]

Funny! But would it of been the gentlemanly thing to do?

[Carolina Kiltman]

Depends on the lady, did she had a large, hairy husband? Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor. (or as Wil the Bard had one of his characters say: "A live dog is better off than a dead lion!"

[Mipi]

Well, any kilt can be called "fertility kilt", right?

[Carolina Kiltman]

I ain't goin' there!

[McFarkus]

The kilt destroys the old saying, "woman with skirts up runs faster than man with p@nts down."

[sharpdressedscot]

I went to a fortnightly Tea Dance last night wearing my new TFCK black kilt which is the first time that anyone at this dance has seen me in a kilt of any description. I was dancing with one particular lady who asked me if I had any other kilts, to which I replied, "Yes, I have two Utilitkilts" at which point she gave me a really funny look. I should mention that the music being played at the time was a rock & roll number and quite loud.

So, we finished the dance and as we were going to sit down she asked "What sort of kilts do you have?" and I told her "Utilikilts". "Oh," she replied "I thought you said 'fertility kilts'"

My question is, should I have offered her a free demonstration?

If you could get away with it.

[Nighthawk]

This made my day! Welcome to the forum, and thanks for the laugh! I occasionally misshear things myself.

[meinfs]

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"Oh," she replied "I thought you said 'fertility kilts'"
My question is, should I have offered her a free demonstration?

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(not sure about the "free" though -- it may come with a price tag).

[beloitpiper]

Haha, I thought all kilts were fertility kilts!

You'll be a fine addition to the forum.