Livingston enjoys great SEKS

[Livingston]

One of the best lines our dear Turpin had was when Jackie (our waitress and a bonny lass) walked up to ask about our kilts and why we were wearing them. After a few minutes of conversation Turpin asked "would you like to join us for some great SEKS?"

The poor lady was stunned and asked "What did you just say??!!"

To which Turpin calmly replied "SEKS 'the south eastern kilt society', what did you think I asked??" with a very straight face.

The poor girl could decide whether to gasp, laugh or slap him.... so she walked away fanning herself, laughing and blushing.

Mind you, the night went down hill from there....

Then at the end of the night there was a comment about leather. When I let her know about some of our members having leather kilts she walked away quickly fanning herself again.

Grant, it might be time for you to take a trip down to Atlanta. You just might get a kilt check for a change.

[davedove]

Grant, it might be time for you to take a trip down to Atlanta. You just might get a kilt check for a change.

We can't have that happening. Don't you know that's one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

[Livingston]

We can't have that happening. Don't you know that's one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

oops....my bad, my VERY bad