Kilts and flying & biting insects

[Jack Daw]

you can always wear undergarments to protect the places.

SGT Bourne in Zulu: "...Where do you think you are, man!"

[Jock Scot]

For the Clan MacIntyre Gathering at Glennoe, there was a loch and a river; so, I chose to wear trousers while a good many were bitten or stung by the midges at certain locations.

There you go! I am glad you took some local advice!