Just checking in for the latest on my new favorite serial (or is that cereal?)...
As The Whelm Turns
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Happiness? I'd settle for being less annoyed!!!
"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused." - Declan MacManus
Member of the Clan Donnachaidh Society
I just purchased five yards of 14.5 oz. denim tonight from a reputable chain fabric store. It's in the machine now, shrinking down to, maybe, 4-1/2 yards.
I had to buy it because I bought some cheap denim last week at The Big-Box Discount Store That Must Remain Nameless, and when I washed it, all the phony whelm that the manufacturer added washed out and I was left with a limp rag.
And that my friend is what you get for shopping at Whel-Mart
Look, do we have to bring this all out in public? There are people listening...
Um, would you pass me the welm please? I mean the whole world doesn't need to know about...
Thank you. Anyone else need the welm? We can work this out, but not here in front of everyone... please.
Last edited by Bugbear; 18th August 08 at 12:51 PM.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
Originally Posted by Aldisimo
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