The Flight of the Saltire

[Streetcar]

Should The Saltire find it's way to Seattle, I'll happily provide a berth, and do what I can to pilot it to it's next destination!

[English Bloke]

If you fancy seeing it pictured on a Scottish Oil Rig I can make it so... Doubt I'd be kilted at the time though... sorry, Regs an' all!

I can personally escort it on, email the pictures to Panache and get it mailed off to anywhere in Mainland UK within a week provided I have the next forwarding address in advance and the log book doesn't weigh 20 kilos by the time it gets to me. If it does it'll be 3 weeks before I can get it off again.

What do you think?

[English Bloke]

In addition I could also get pictures of it's journey up North... Lancashire County Boundry. English/Scottish Border, Aberdeen City Boundry, Aberdeen (Intl) Airport and Heliports etc. If you are happy to wait 3 weeks I could hand deliver it to Pour1Malt on my way home (regardless of whether it's been there before)...

What a great Idea this is. In fact it's a bad idea because if I were kilted for the visit to Ferintosh I'd have to avail myself of Pour1's wee dram for kilties offer and I'd be driving.... which means I wouldn't be driving anymore because ONE dram is never enough. Which means I'd have to stay at his Guest house... which means I'd end up crawling the pubs of Dumfries in mee kilt, which means I wouldn't be driving the next morning, which means ... you see where we're going with this...

Bad idea... Count me in!!

[Zardoz]

I'm in! It needs to make a port in Texas.