We always take in an arrrrr! rated movie on that day.

Okay powers that be strike this joke if its too off color-

A pirate walks into a bar for a brew. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. "Hey", says the bartender, "looks like you have a steering wheel stuffed down the front of your pants." "O' Aye," says the pirate, "and its driving me nuts!"