Kiltoholics Anonymous

[george7]

Ya'll got hooked really quickly!

[Detroitpete]

Ahh--waking up to find your skin had turned to MacLaren Ancient Tartan... what a PERFECT tartan to turn ;-) (Member of Clan MacLaren Society of North America)

I NEED a kilt in that tartan from Sport Kilt...and one from Stillwater...one from Rocky and one from Scotweb and...and...a NEWSOME and and and...

Ok --I'm ok now..taking a breath.

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[funlvnman]

Howz that expression go: "You can have my kilt and sporran when you pry it from cold dead fingers!"

[Detroitpete]

Things overheard from a kiltaholic--

--I heard my insurance will l pay for a 3-day detox at the Betty MacFord clinic, followed by "90 in 90"--No just HOW can I limit my kilt/tartan/klt accessory search to JUST 90 searches in 90 days???????

--Does peeking a plaid mean that I'm attempting a harm reduction/methadone-like approach?

--C'mon--THAT doesn't count as tartan oogling--it's BLACK WATCH fer golly sake!

--Hey son, since we're eating our happy meal, let's talk about the ancestry and possible related tartans of the McDonalds..

-- WoW my pajama pants are really Dress Gordon Tartan!!!!!!

--Buddy can ya spare a dime? I'm trying to make it to Franklin, North
Carolina!!!!!

--On sign held my gentleman at intersection: "Will work for good sporran"

--On another similar sign, "I'm not gonna lie--its for a TANK!"

[george7]

You've forgotten "what's worn under the kilt" because you haven't taken it off in ages.

[Friday]

I'm with a new company and I can't wear kilts at work.

Isn't this covered under the US Constitutional prohibition on cruel and unusal punishment, the Geneva Convention's rules against inhumane treatment of prisoners, and by all major religions as an outrage to God?

Is it true that God wears a StillWater Heavenly "Shadow Tartan", Dazzling white with a unique tartan pattern is woven in brilliant white.

[Brewboy]

I'm tryin' to kick the kilt, but this lungi thing just isn't the same:


Maybe I need to get just a little MacLeod of Harris PV, or a Thomas of Wales Phillabeg. Just something to even me out, you know?

[Southern Breeze]

Isn't this covered under the US Constitutional prohibition on cruel and unusal punishment, the Geneva Convention's rules against inhumane treatment of prisoners, and by all major religions as an outrage to God?

Is it true that God wears a StillWater Heavenly "Shadow Tartan", Dazzling white with a unique tartan pattern is woven in brilliant white.

I'm 99% sure that's true. Fortunatly I'm able to put on a kilt as soon as I leave work. Otherwise I'd be on the the next airplane going to Scotland, seeking political asylum. I also carry a piece of tartan in my pocket during the day in case I need a quick fix.

[Daibhidh O'Baoighill]

I have admitted I'm powerless over kilts, that my life has become unbifurcated...

Ron

That's classic! Thanks Ron!!!

[Daibhidh O'Baoighill]

I came to believe that a Tartan greater than myself could restore me to sanity...

Excellent as well!!