An Hour in Jail Kilted

[Detroitpete]

SHEEEEWWWWW!! When I FIRST read this I was afraid it was gonna sound a lot like my story of a bit-too-tipsy St. Paddy's in Chicago :-)

Not to worry though...

Kilt was recieved well...
Fine was paid the next morning with heartfelt appologies...
Cat is said to be doing better once the green dye "issue" was remedied by shedding...

...however Cat is said to still be deathly afraid of the word "caber".

[Panzer]

Every night that I'm out DJ'ing a show I go kilted. Now, when I'm working, I tend to not drink. But, I'm getting out of the clubs right about the time that the local cops are REALLY looking for anyone to pull over. After about the fourth or fifth time that I've been pulled over on "suspicion" most of the local police have learned that if I'm kilted, then I'm sober... (I know, I know... Sounds like a bad joke...) So now they just walk up, look in the window, and then say "Thought so..." Of course, the new female officer, (read that as "totally HOT") just had to threaten to do a body search...