Kilted Russian at Waffle House

[Galician]

While kilted?

Of course. I was in Grand Central Station, having a bite while on my way home from the Highland Games a few weeks ago.

She then asked how long I had been in the country.

After I told her that I was a native, she responded that she had never seen a man in a kilt before.

When I asked her where she was from, she replied Dayton, Ohio.