Cousin McMurdo's got it.

ORDER MORE STUFF...accessories are good. More kilts are even better...that way something's always arriving every few days.

Doesn't remove the jones but it does reduce it a lot.

BUT - you gotta be really really careful. Like, if you order a clan crest kilt pin for a tartan kilt you have on order and the kilt pin arrives long before the kilt then you increase the jones every time you see the kilt pin sitting around waiting for its kilt.

Ron