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**Southern Breeze** · 22nd October 08, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by JimB

What is that in your hand?
Looks like you just scalped somebody!

I've been wondering as well. Inquiring minds want to know.

**MacMillan of Rathdown** · 22nd October 08, 03:57 PM

It's a fly whisk. No self-respecting gentleman would venture forth without one.

Chin-chin, Jamie!

**Southern Breeze** · 22nd October 08, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown

It's a fly whisk. No self-respecting gentleman would venture forth without one.

Chin-chin, Jamie!

Thanks.

**Panache** · 22nd October 08, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown

It's a fly whisk. No self-respecting gentleman would venture forth without one.

Chin-chin, Jamie!

M.o.R.

I lift my Gin and Tonic to you.

ith:

Cheers

Jamie

**Matty Ross** · 22nd October 08, 05:19 PM

Besides if you don't keep it clean, I'll put you on the "Naughty list"

**MacMillan of Rathdown** · 22nd October 08, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

M.o.R.

I lift my Gin and Tonic to you.

ith:

Cheers

Jamie

They can match their kilt and sporran
Tho' their white hose are so borin'
When shoved down to the bottom of their shanks.

But when it comes to style,
You really have to smile
At the fella who takes it all to the banks.

In Californee's sunny clime
Where Jamie spends his time,
Arranging his wardrobe for the day,

Be it rain or snow or sleet
He really can't be beat,
To him it is merely child's play.

Infused with gin and tonic
His style is super-sonic
From head to toe he really cuts a dash!

With flat cap or solar topee,
This chappy's never ropey--
Admit it men, Jamie's really got Panache!

So fill your empty tumblers
And stand up you sloppy bumblers
And pull your socks up while you're at it too--

Shout out "Hip Hip Hooray!"
--I've found the Tanqueray--
So Jamie I lift this glass to you!

Chin-chin, old chap. Chin-chin.

**bikeolounger** · 22nd October 08, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

Gentlemen,

Let's remember that this is a Family Friendly Forum, so...

BEHAVE!

Cheers

Jamie

"It could be referred to as behavior..."

**Tetley** · 22nd October 08, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown

It's a fly whisk. No self-respecting gentleman would venture forth without one.

Chin-chin, Jamie!

I don't understand. He's wearing a kilt and doesn't have a fly any more. Why would he need a fly whisk?

Mark

**gseven1** · 25th October 08, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by Tetley

I don't understand. He's wearing a kilt and doesn't have a fly any more. Why would he need a fly whisk?
Mark

Thanks for the laugh. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.

duchessofnc · 25th October 08, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

Besides if you don't keep it clean, I'll put you on the "Naughty list"

Oooh... the "Naughty List!" *peers around the corner with interest* And with that, I think that's about has bad as I am allowed to be without getting in trouble with the mods. If that doesn't get me in trouble yet...