"Yes, I am here for the wedding. I'm with the bride's family."
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month. "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
"Yes, I am here for the wedding. I'm with the bride's family."
Ron and Rocky give good advice.
As does Amelorn:
Originally Posted by Amelorn
There's two ways to go:
2) Crucify the woman with magnificence, luxury, and formality. Forget PC's. Go straight for a montrose or sherrifmuir (sp?) doublet. Drag out a fly plaid as well just to wow the guests. You'll be able to pass as an impressive highland lord, while the bride will have to keep her mouth shut in the face of the numerous compliments you receive or risk being exposed as a buffoon.
BONUS
Give a kilt as a wedding gift to the groom.
Normally etiquette dictates that you never out dress the bride. Of course, she made a heinous breach of etiquette herself, so I say all is fair...
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
Originally Posted by Riverkilt
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