Idiot in a skirt!

[Southern Breeze]

For that, I would have bring my friend Janice along. She's this little 115 pound beer drinker with a gut for gas like no one I've never known. She has distracted people on opposites sides of parking lots in the past.

I've not seen a lady with those skills since I was a bartender/ bouncer. Don't ask for details, this is a G rated forum.

[CDNSushi]

I've not seen a lady with those skills since I was a bartender/ bouncer. Don't ask for details, this is a G rated forum.

Oh, but I'd SO love to know. MODS: Can we have a age 18+ "Back room" forum? Please please please please please???

[Southern Breeze]

Oh, but I'd SO love to know. MODS: Can we have a age 18+ "Back room" forum? Please please please please please???

Right after I graduated from school (1987), I worked weekends as a bartender and bouncer. Well, one night this lady who's maybe 5'0 in high heels climbs up on the bar. She's drunk, and starts stripping while trying to belch happy birthday. Loudly. We escorted her to the door and let the cops deal with her.

And to get back on topic, back then, if you wore a kilt, I was one of those who'd give you trouble.
I look back at those days and I'm glad I changed for the better.